[A television shows people starving with the title “NEWS: FAMINE DEVASTATES A GLOBAL SOUTH COUNTRY” and the subtitle “Brought to you by AgriCorp™”]
[orange] That’s communism That’s why we hate communism so much
[green] But the trade sanctions come from capita…
[A television shows a rocket launch with the title “NEWS: ROCKET LAUNCHED, HUMANS ARE IN SPACE” and the subtitle “Brought to you by tax credits for billionaires”]
[orange] That’s capitalism That’s why we love capitalism so much
[green] But modern rocketry was pioneered by the soviet…
[A television shows police in a city and a graffiti with the title “14 MILLION CRIMINAL OFFENSES REPORTED IN THE US IN 2024” and the subtitle “This fearmongering is brought to you by Liberty Mutual Justice™”]
[orange] That’s anarchism That’s why we hate anarchism so much
[green] But the USA is quite literally a capitalis…
[A television shows kids starving in a school cafeteria with the title “SAD FACTS: 1 IN 5 KIDS IN THE USA FACE FOOD INSECURITY (2025)” and the subtitle “SnackCorp™ was here”]
[orange] That’s not capitalism It’s crony oligarchic neoliberalism
[green] But that’s quite literally…
[A television shows a reporter reporting on the end of the world with the title “BREAKING NEWS: MASS COLLAPSE OF SOCIETY AS CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSED BY BILLIONAIRES LEADS TO GLOBAL CATASTROPHIC FAILURE” and the subtitle “PetroCorp™ approves”]
[orange] I knew it! I knew communism would be the end of us all!
[green has no words, is just blasé]
Hex and ml is leaking hard core today…
Clearly as the person who made this comic and this other comic and a bunch more on that theme, I must be a tankie because I used the word soviet in a non-negative way in my latest comic.
I’m sorry to say that your radar is faulty and that you are the orange person in the comic.
Are you really so fragile that one mention of the word soviet makes you see MLs?
I have an entire category of comics dedicated to criticising tankies, but somehow for some people it’s never enough.