Diabolical.
There are basically only 3 constants in a Tarantino movie:
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Feet
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Liberal use of the N word
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Samuel L Jackson
Reservoir Dogs, Death Proof and Once Upon a Time in Hollywood didn’t have Samuel L. Jackson.
he was there in motherfuckin spirit
I mean, yes, but the last points kind of belong together ¯_(ツ)_/¯
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Quentin Tarantino, who wrote a character that had to suck tequila off of Salma Hayek’s toes into From Dusk Til Dawn, then cast himself in that role.
What, can’t a guy have a hobby?
I’m not even into feet in the slightest, and that still sounds like a great time to me.
I’m actively anti-feet and I’d happily package and market Salma Hayek’s toe cheese.
Did I do good?
So are those considered “good feet,” I guess? Or just any old feet will do?
They are always the feet of borderline too young or really hot women. Any female feet will do in pinch.
This is how you get Morton’s neuroma. Trust me, you don’t want it. Wear proper shoes with space for your toes.
But 4 of 5 photos aren’t wearing shoes.
No but they all show evidence of tight footwear.
What about the scene in “From Dusk Till Dawn” where Salma Hayek literally puts her toes in his mouth.
Life finds a way
This is disturbing but I can’t look away
Also interesting that the bottom four are all misfigured from wearing shoes that were too small.
Exactly how big are this kingdom’s feet? I didn’t know that kingdoms even had feet, let alone ones that could contain, apparently, all the single ladies.
This is the time when they use feet and not cm, so the kingdom will be, idk, 1600 square feet considering how quick they look through the kingdom and there’s no other woman that has the same foot size as Cindy, so maybe it’s a small kingdom with 20 woman.
In the original, it was a fur slipper, and the prince went around the nation kneeling down in front of women to check if the fur slipper fit.
Yes, the “fur slipper” was slang for exactly what you think.
Wait, what’s the implication regarding “fur slipper”? Did Cinderella lose her vagina, and all the women had to try it on…?
Did ChatGPT told you that one?
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