Dumber every.single.day.

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      I’m actually looking forward to this absolutely bombing, the likes of which would make Tron Ares, Morbius (both releases), and that Spider-Man Movie without Spider-Man, seem like blockbusters.

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        that Spider-Man Movie without Spider-Man

        Which one?

        I know you mean Madam Web, and you already said Morbius, but Kraven the Hunter would also fit. Also technically the three Venom films, but those didn’t bomb (but the third did poorly).

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          Yeah Madam Web. I kept getting stuck on Black Widow but I knew it wasn’t that lol.

          There was a Kraven movie?

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            Yes, there was a Kraven movie. I made it through about 25 minutes of it. Ten minutes longer than Borderlands. I actually watched all of Madam Web. I am still not sure how that happened.

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              Honestly I thought the Kraven film was the best after Venom and Venom 2. If it had come out right after Venom the whole Spider-Man minus Spider-Man films would have been on better ground. Morbius was terrible and then Madam Web killed any good faith anyone might have had left. By the time Kraven was out everyone had, rightly, given up.

              (If you’ve never watched any of these films, this is not an endorsement.)

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                I “watched” Morbious in the background and could tell you a rough outline but Kraven I could not even do that. Had to turn it off.

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                I tried to think really hard about if I saw the Kraven movie, and the only thing I got was the plot for Spider-Man 2, and I know that wasn’t it cause that was a decent plot-line.

                I’m gonna have to pirate this out of morbid curiosity. Like that time I watched the 2 girls 1 cup video, which I still would recommend over Madame Web and Morbius.

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                  Do you mean the newest Spider-Man game? It’s a decent storyline, probably better than the movie. He’s a little annoying with his death wish, and also how beating him 3 goddamn times in a boss battle doesn’t even put a scratch on him.