President Donald Trump’s “bonkers” announcement Thursday that he plans to release government files related to alien life raised an immediate red flag for some journalists, and two of whom warned that the announcement was a clear smoke screen to distract the public from something far more nefarious.W...
Can we ask the aliens to abduct Trump, never to be seen again? I’ve always said he isn’t good for anything. But now that I think of it, dissecting his brain would be a great study on the extremes of human narcissism and degenerate behavior. I’m sure the alien scientists would love to study such a odd case.
They aren’t putting that awful biomass on their probe bench.
They’d just find a spongy mess where his frontal lobe should be.