I don’t know if an software engineering company’s relationship to clients is very fitting to this example of non-commercial end-user consumerism of physical products. I mean, I agree with you, but I don’t get the feeling your company does many physically shipped sales and your company probably mostly works other small companies.

You know that thing where stick someone in a latex sack and suck all the air out of it so it compresses them? I feel like she would be into that.