It happened to me today. “We want your feedback on Outlook predictive text!”. Well, it couldn’t predict that I wanted it to fuck off, could it?

I looked for the link to The Onion. I think I audibly sighed when I didn’t find it.

I think I’m going to get the $30 1-year ESU and kick that can down the road. I need to run windows-only software and I can’t upgrade because of my processor. Maybe in a year’s time I’ll be ready for a new build.

Got it, thanks!

I appreciate the offer, but I feel I should tell you that I’m not a very active community member on Mastadon. It’s mostly just doomscrolling and the occasional boost for me. I won’t be offended if you want to use your invites to recruit more active members.

Thanks. I just found out my instance is shutting down in May, so I’ll have to find a new one soon.