That motherfucker’s lying and getting me pissed.

Donald Trump spouting a Juggalo-adjacent line wasn’t on my bingo card.

Well, there is a Jason meme, too, but that’s something completely different.

I can ride a bike to a coal plant from my house. Thing’s almost as ugly as the five-over-one across the street from my house.

The tinnitus in my right ear sounds exactly like a CRT. Imagine being stuck with that sound for life.

I will never not think of that Whose Line bit whenever I see a post that’s just Meow.

COCAINE

I thought it said debugging for a moment and was about to say something about the DMCA.

I played around on an AI image generating website for a while. Eventually got bored with it.

I know this shitty dollar store Grover Cleveland likes to hold onto a grudge, but damn!

platters were bent

I thought HDD platters were supposed to be too brittle for that.

I’ve been using Linux for just about my entire adult life, except for a brief experience with Windows Vista, and I don’t know what x11 and Wayland are. I just know Linux does what I want without bogging itself down with weird shit.

Only after cutting up bell peppers without using gloves. The stabbing itch from that is unlike anything else I know.

How in the world did I manage to agree with a Walton about something?

Let’s hope this causes more Perot-esque vote spoilers on the right wing.

Well, he does believe he can fly.

I don’t really care enough anymore to actively wish any of those things on him. I just wish him gone from the Oval Office. The particulars are someone else’s problem.

Bonus points if the abyss has tentacles.

As obvious and uncontroversial as this comic may seem, the message still needs to be said.

I did my part!