I know this shitty dollar store Grover Cleveland likes to hold onto a grudge, but damn!

platters were bent

I thought HDD platters were supposed to be too brittle for that.

I’ve been using Linux for just about my entire adult life, except for a brief experience with Windows Vista, and I don’t know what x11 and Wayland are. I just know Linux does what I want without bogging itself down with weird shit.

Only after cutting up bell peppers without using gloves. The stabbing itch from that is unlike anything else I know.

How in the world did I manage to agree with a Walton about something?

Let’s hope this causes more Perot-esque vote spoilers on the right wing.

Well, he does believe he can fly.

I don’t really care enough anymore to actively wish any of those things on him. I just wish him gone from the Oval Office. The particulars are someone else’s problem.

Bonus points if the abyss has tentacles.

As obvious and uncontroversial as this comic may seem, the message still needs to be said.

I did my part!

What’s he going to do? Write another letter?

they haven’t had much experience with inciting hatred that led to genocide

The indigenous peoples of North America might have something to say about that.

This whole thread got “You’re so vain” running through my head.

Bro, nuance is for serious discussion and Monty Python sketches, not cheap jokes like OP.

“Leader” of Senate Democrats. I put that in quotes because I’m not seeing any leadership out of the guy. He needs to go.

I have a trick to help along hesitant logs. First, you get some toilet paper over your fingers, then you press in at the soft spot right past the end of the tailbone. The sweet spot seems to be about half way between the tailbone and the bhole. Do it right and the log just glides right out with practically no effort and no pain.

I think it was South Park that broke him.

The laundromats and carwashes don’t seem that strange. My home “city” of not even half a million people has 20 laundromats I could find on Google Maps and more carwashes than would seem reasonable. I don’t know what’s a reasonable number of furniture and mattress stores because one big place sucks up most of that business, but even with that, we’ve got at least a dozen different places to get mattresses.

Is it really a strawman when we see actual headlines about public figures acting this way?