FUCK. NO TAKE THEM BACK

update: saw some pigeons

I haven’t been leaving my apartment much the past few weeks to be fair

it’s easy to drop some of your falafel sandwich when a bunch of sky rats start flying 6 inches from your fuckin head. not that i know from experience or anything >:(

can you guys keep them pls & thank

fuck me i live in Manhattan and haven’t seen any pigeons in weeks. what the fuck

or the mosquitoes

Alaska: no, cuz 90% of the year you’ll fucking freeze to death, idiot

that is indeed very Jason Steele esque humor, complete with copious horses

i am not smart. see edit 🥴

god bless murrica 😑

conversely, it’s a bad idea to not keep emergency preparedness supplies like ≥3 L water per household occupant, dried food (beans etc., rotated regularly), a first aid kit, etc.

be safe frens

edit: I’m an idiot American and forgot i have gallon water jugs not 1 L 🤦‍♀️

my tummy was making the rumblies that only hands can satisfy

bonus:

yes, with a usb drive containing Linux installation media

Even I didn’t know about that! That’s really cool ty for sharing

anything that implies they’ve only learned European and US history (e.g. discounting the global technological contributions of Asia and Africa)

yes
I’m a lesbian, but y’all femboys look fine as hell just sayin

Madagascar - Even the star’s out!

no which is for the best lmao