yes
I’m a lesbian, but y’all femboys look fine as hell just sayin

Madagascar - Even the star’s out!

no which is for the best lmao

one time in high school my buddy said something outrageous so i tried to respond (jokingly) with “I’m going to slap your face!” and also “I’m going to kick your ass!” but the two options both got shoved into my verbal buffer and that’s how I nearly mass murdered my entire friend group with laughter by accidentally threatening to slap his ass

I had the perfect phone. Sony XZ2 Compact. released in 2018 so not even that old

5" screen. No headphone jack, but I was honestly just glad to have a screen that small. Ran LineageOS like a dream.

Then came the 3G tower shutdown. Now, the XZ2c is capable of 4G LTE calling. Lineage even had the settings option for it unlocked (as opposed to stock). So I call up my carrier and ask them to please enable 4G LTE calling for my phone so that it’ll receive calls again.

Turns out, the major carriers in the US decided not to support 4G LTE calling for the XZ2c. There’s a line of code sitting somewhere that could be flipped to “true” and my perfect phone would work again. But no, fuck me for wanting to resist CONSOOM NOO FONE EVERY SIX MONTH.

Fuck capitalism I’ll never forget what they took from me

bonus:

accidentally turning your kids into Web 1.0 enjoyers lol

In the U.S., according to Census Bureau data, an estimated 163,401 households were using dial-up alone to get online in 2023, representing just over 0.13% of all homes with internet subscriptions nationwide.
(AP News)

As far as US households, looks like not many. Most likely very remote locations. I had also read that some businesses maintain a dial up connection as a backup for broadband outages

https://www.tomshardware.com/service-providers/network-providers/aol-will-end-dial-up-internet-service-in-september-34-years-after-its-debut-aol-shield-browser-and-aol-dialer-software-will-be-shuttered-on-the-same-day

my go-to for warding off the schiz is saying to myself “i won’t commit to believing it but i won’t act surprised if it turns out it was true”

lol like a fucked up serenity prayer. “grant me the confidence to believe what’s proven, the restraint to doubt what isn’t, and the wisdom to tell the difference”

finally the robots’ true purpose revealed. we created them so we could say more slurs lmao

goddamn it. we can’t have nice things

[vibrates with jimmies being rustled by mismatched meme format]

Oh yeah! Just discovered them recently

here’s a bunch of my surrealtube faves I compiled recently

Sam Barnett
The Diary of Tortov Roddle by JollyRoger
Hot Regards
Museum of Obsolete Objects
PES
xyoureyes
Symmetric Vision
Don’t Hug Me .I’m Scared
Duncan Hatch
Honibloom Dreams by Jeremiah Content
The Shore by Eron Sheean
Sit Down, Don’t Touch Anything by Frederic Siegel
Acid Rain by Tomek Popakul
A Lost Little Puppet by Sans Strings Studio
Ghosts Before Breakfast (soundtrack added because original was lost) by Hans Richter

also check out https://lemmy.zip/c/[email protected]

sauce (it’s a great short horror)

[tattoo artists breathing heavily]

especially when they go down staircases, I’ve read

it puts the coochie in the bath or else it gets the straw again