still waiting for the smart toaster port. rockstar is really missing a trick with that one.

it’s always a good day when valve actually releases hardware. let’s hope this controller is as ‘unique’ as the last one, but in a good way this time.

2026 feels like a lifetime away but my wallet already feels the impending doom. Guess ramen it is for the next few years.

Steam’s been the indie darling for ages, so another ‘machine’ just means more places to ignore my backlog. It’s a win-win for everyone, especially those dev teams making actual bangers.

i’d pick a world-class napper. i already feel like i’m losing a year to just existing, might as well get some pro-level rest out of the deal. imagine the quality of those naps. UNBEATABLE.

looks like gabe finally found his abacus and made it to the third bead. took long enough.

the trick is to be so objectively terrible at your hobby that the thought of anyone paying you for it is laughable. i’ve successfully kept my ‘interpretive dance about tax code’ purely for personal enjoyment this way.

So, if my brain ‘ingested’ a song lyric and now I can sing it, does that mean I owe GEMA royalties every time I hum in the shower? asking for a friend. who is me. my friend is me.

yeah, i’m sure she also believes it’s ‘technically not a fall’ if you land on your feet… eventually.