[Senator Tommy Tuberville, Republican of Alabama] made racist comments in response, lamenting New York City’s high concentration of undocumented immigrants and referring to them as vermin who “live off the federal government.”

And then he snatched some cheese from a nearby reporter before scurrying off to his hole that he chewed into the wall. Later, while fucking his rat wife, he called Muslims “rat fuckers,” apparently as a condemnation of someone other than himself.

Have you been getting enough sleep? You have bags under your eyes.

Quad City DJ’s are in danger

Twilight: Quantum Sparkles

Everybody’s saying it. And even if they weren’t, I believed it before they said it!

But they’ll be rich for a moment and get to look down on the poor!

I’m nothing if not dangerously committed to incredibly bad science

Jank-ass military tech always missing their targets by using silvered back-surface mirrors

Not enough research to support this claim.

Studies seem to show that onlookers see a reflection of everyone and everything BUT the vampire without any vampire-shaped losses of light showing up on the objects behind the vampire; as evidenced in Brooks’s 1995 documentary. Also important to note is that the vampire’s shadow is also missing from the mirror’s reflection, but it’s visible when viewing the vampire directly.

From the same documentary, we learn that vampires do have shadows, but it raises doubts as to if the vampire casts a shadow of their own; this could instead be evidence that a vampire’s shadow is an entirely sentient entity somehow tied to the vampire’s corporeal form.

Based on this, I believe that we’d need more research into the existence and form of a vampire’s shadow and the possibility that the silver of a mirror wholly negates or even rejects unholy light. Before making such baseless and reckless claims, you consider how your own xenophobic and, frankly, teraphobic or demonophobic biases are likely hurting members of the inmortua community.

How does that guy with smoke coming out of his eye patch always know when I’m sneaking up on him?? At night. While he’s screaming.

More like the “Fart Toot Caca,” amirite???
* Hold for nonexistent applause *

It fits perfectly in your hole? Like a flower coral?

They probably asked chat-gpt if they should add AI to Barbie and were told, “That’s a great idea! You’re right that such an important high-selling product would be improved by letting children talk directly to it.”

Also, can’t wait to jailbreak my Barbie and install llama2-uncensored on it so that it can call Ken a deadbeat shithead.

Fuck…

Could you imagine getting fired by your AI CEO because it hallucinated your name into an AI-generated post mortem of a crash caused by AI-generated code

Trying to force the singularity, I see

patting himself on the back diaper

His rash has gotta be so hot and angry by now that his ass cheeks glow in the dark

It’s wildly offensive and arguably shouldn’t have been made. But occasionally, there’s something funny in it.

Thanks for warning us before you pull the trigger. I may not have voted for any of you fuckers, but I’ll be damned if you didn’t warn us about all the ways you were gonna ruin our lives before the morons around me voted for you.

I sure am glad Beto O’Rourke didn’t win. Sure, I got plenty of access to firearms whether in my house or at the multiple gun stores down the street—and, sure, I’ve never considered owning an AR-15, but I don’t wanna protect children as much as I want bat-shit crazy neighbor to have the freedom to own 3: two of which he welded together.

My freedom keeps my belly full and warms my bed at night.

Edit: I got angry and went on a loony tangent of a rant. Sorry.