Sometimes when the media has these extreme closeups of him and you can really see the sweat and oil pouring off his greasy hide it reminds me of the absolute diarrhea garbage pile that he must constantly smell like and being within a 2 meter radius of him must be olfactory torture.

Yeah but if you drop your can on a random rock it won’t fling metal shards around everywhere

Grammar coming from somewhere other than the prestige dialects you’re so fond of are also valid ways of communicating.

Bubbler is mostly only used in parts of New England and WI

https://brilliantmaps.com/linguistic-maps-that-divide-americans/

Until that lawsuit hits the corrupt scotus with a literal handmaiden presiding, where they’ll rule that while all religions are equal, some are more equal than others.

Reagan’s gotta be on that list somewhere

I dunno about China but in Japan they sometimes have segments where they ask guests to read obscure characters, and other ones where you’re supposed to write the character they name. Writing kanji is somewhat comparable to spelling words in English.

Watching that and Taskmaster NZ makes me think there are like 2 dozen comedians in the entire country and they just run around doing different TV shows where sometimes they’re the guest and sometimes they host. And occasionally there aren’t enough people so they have to import some from Australia.

all of the effort to coordinate a spelling bee on a wide scale could’ve been used to develop and standardize a more phonetic writing system

You say that like it hasn’t been tried a bunch

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English-language_spelling_reform

Don’t forget pedo

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-50695593

Lime the Nazis

Given your username I’m not sure if this is a typo or not

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/quicklime

believes in things beyond her own self enrichment

I’m not convinced. If her kids weren’t facing higher health care costs she probably wouldn’t care about it. Republicans have time and again shown that they’re incapable of supporting issues that don’t directly affect them. I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s a farmer that she knows personally who’s been affected by diarrhea don’s policies.

I hadn’t seen this comic before so I went to his site and found a hell of an introduction to his work. I’ll definitely be reading this guy now

https://www.kohney.com/

Frivolous lawsuits are mostly a fake thing McDonald’s convinced the public of so they wouldn’t have to pay medical bill for someone after serving coffee that was way too hot. The reason for most big payouts for injuries is because the medical system is broken.

gallumph

Needs more blond hair and blue eyes

There are plenty of laws that would prevent what’s happening right now, but half of congress decided they’d rather become fascist cultists than enforce them.

Good thing they fired that ethics overseer

I don’t think pitch has to accompany woo like some other fossil words need their counterparts (eg no one says “fro” without the entire phrase “to and fro”). It’s not used as much for romantic dating these days but it’s still relatively common to hear about say, a company trying to woo a potential hire with perks without “pitch” being included. In fact, I’d say when the full phrase “pitching woo” is used is when it sounds truly old fashioned.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fossil_word

see if this works