I alternate between that and “haha”. You can pry my lol off my cold dead lolerskate feet as I fly away in my roflcopter

narcissist

Yeah, but it’s that plus dementia. Fucker’s basically 1 step away from mixing up camel and rhino on cognitive tests.

obsession while getting results which are debatably any better than keeping it simple

It’s why I waited longer than I should’ve to shave with a safety razor. The wet shave or whatever communities had all these guidelines like you can’t shave against the grain, or you need to moisten your skin in 42º C water for exactly 37.6 minutes, or you need a hogbrush to apply horse oil infused soap. Failure to follow any of the rules would mean your skin turns into Leatherface permanently.

Turns out you can use a safety razor exactly like one from Schaunlickette, with the bonus being you can buy blades for life for the cost of a single pack of 27-blade razor heads, or however many they’re up to now

Cops are too dumb to be cops

It’d just become another territory with no representation I’m sure, like Puerto Rico or American Samoa.

This is why your headache didn’t go away. It is actually pronounced ‘analgesic’, not ‘ANALgesic’. The pills go into your mouth.

You mean they quiero taco bell

Time to spread vids of Cook and Pichai 69ing

this was as close as I could get without burning too many rainforests–maybe people with better AI skillz can get an actual image of them fucking

I’m astounded there hasn’t been a legal case already where some AI customer service bot hallucinated and promised a customer a million dollars or something and they’re trying to claim it. Set that precedent and companies would be dropping those AI clankers right quick.

I get the werewolf but I don’t understand the vampire connection

Thanks, I’ll check it out. Hard to believe just how long some of these comics have been around. They’ve been writing spiderman since the 60s and superman is from the 30s.

If only reporters had balls: “You haven’t heard about X giant thing the president did? Doesn’t that make you dogshit at your job?”

What’s this from?

Refreshments had 2 songs on the radio from that album (Banditos and Down Together), and a few other tracks off it were pretty decent if you liked those songs.

And badman

Is that just the call of the void?

I heard that when R Lee Ermey shouted it in Full Metal Jacket

https://youtu.be/DgpTHwrH7bA

Reasoning: “Texas don’t like no women and don’t like no queers!”

Flip the script

Lemme tell you, this wasn’t easy to find again, even after I’d refound the artists name (Garbati) because of the more famous depictions of the opposite and because articles are loath to show boobs, even if they’re in art