In the land of the Persian kings, Now it’s all war drums and heavy rings, Bombs drop like it’s nothing, no peace in sight, Generations lost, can’t sleep at night.

Trump sold it as a deal, a promise to secure, But it’s just bait and switch, man, nothing’s for sure. He tore up the deal, then threw us in the flames, Now the whole region’s payin’ for his dirty games.

He said it was to protect, to make things right, But it’s been nothing but destruction, all day, all night. He promised us peace, but it’s war that we get, Now the world’s in turmoil, no time to forget.

-Empty G

You Don’t Mess with the Zohran

(sorry couldn’t resist)

“I mean, nobody knows what I’m going to do, not even me” Trump said. “I can tell you this, that Iran’s got a lot of trouble, and they want to negotiate. The Eyeatolla came to me, tears in his eyes, and said Sir, you were sent by Allah to bring peace to the world”

Wait a minute, isn’t Trump a lefty? He did pardon all of those BLM and Antifa Capitol rioters from January 6th after all.

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The grift that keeps on grifting

Freedumb Fone II

https://freedomphone.com/

“The MAGA world is really a bigger and better movement than ever seen before in the history of the Country.” Trump gave a superior smile before replying “What can the crazy extreme radical liberals do?”

You’re very clever, Tangerine Tyrant, very clever," said the old lady. “But it’s leopards all the way down!”

“The call was initiated by Trump, Beijing’s Ministry of Foreign Affairs said.”

TACO…TACO man. I’ve got to be: a TACO man.

TACO….TACO man. He’s got to be a TACO man.

Under his eye…

Why not Dogecoin?