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Alice@hilariouschaos.comM to Shitty Ask Hilarious Chaos @hilariouschaos.comEnglish · 5 months ago

If your penis could speak, what would it say ?

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If your penis could speak, what would it say ?

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Alice@hilariouschaos.comM to Shitty Ask Hilarious Chaos @hilariouschaos.comEnglish · 5 months ago
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  • tpyoman@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    I’m tired boss.

  • EmpatheticTeddyBear@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    Stop choking me! That’s it! I quit!

    • Alice@hilariouschaos.comOPM
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      4 months ago

      👌🤣💯

  • twinpeaks2112@hilariouschaos.com
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    “My neighbors are nuts, but at least they’re not an asshole.”

    • fjord_monkey@hilariouschaos.com
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      My neighbours, Tom and Harry, are nuts and my best friend is a cunt.

      • Alice@hilariouschaos.comOPM
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        4 months ago

        perfect

      • twinpeaks2112@hilariouschaos.com
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        Do you put a “u” in neighbors because you hate America?

        • fjord_monkey@hilariouschaos.com
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          No, because I am from the other side of the moat.

          • twinpeaks2112@hilariouschaos.com
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            Oh really? When’s the last time you had beans?

            • fjord_monkey@hilariouschaos.com
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              Had beans on toast for lunch just yesterday.

              • twinpeaks2112@hilariouschaos.com
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                Oi, mate, I’m knackered after that proper long trek, but fancy a pint down the local to have a chinwag and a butcher’s at the footie?

    • Alice@hilariouschaos.comOPM
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      Bahaha 🤣👌

  • Chefdano3@lemm.ee
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    It’d probably just make warcraft murloc noises.

    • Alice@hilariouschaos.comOPM
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      Yes

  • over_clox@lemmy.world
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    Where’s my hoodie?

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      I’ve got bad news …

  • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org
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    It’d just repeatedly sing the lyrics to Sixteen Tons by Tennessee Ernie Ford.

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      A beautiful melody

      • over_clox@lemmy.world
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        Indeed 👍

        I prefer Tay Zonday’s version though…

        https://youtube.com/watch?v=MhV-ak3H52s

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          Hell yea

  • I_Miss_Daniel@lemmy.world
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    Nice.

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      Girthy?

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