Ads on eggs
Don’t give them any ideas, this sounds like it just might be doable and they may seriously consider it
enshittification
https://livingurbanhomestead.com/how-does-a-chicken-lay-eggs/
The cloaca or vent is the last passage through which the egg travels out of the body. It is also the passage for fecal matter at the end of the digestive tract to be expelled outside the body of the hen.
Hens might have invented enshittification before marketing did. Literally.
Hold up. A chicken’s lungs are on its back?
Aren’t yours?
Mine are in my arms.
Lucky! Mine are in my ears!
You guys have lungs?
Best I can do is gills.
Throw in a pair of black Speedos with a flame design on the sides for extra underwater speed and you’ve got yourself a deal, buddy!
Chicken-shittify?
