This only works if you keep your butthole clean-shaven without so much as a little bit of anus-stubble. Otherwise the turds just bead up into dingleberries. Having a clean ass without participating in neofeudalism (it’s not even real capitalism anymore, fuck me) requires a little more effort than putting your ass in the shower after each shit.

Survival books suggest using cloth rags and just letting them stain, cleaning them the best you can and only using them for ass wiping but surely there is a better solution than that.

I’m planning on using femboy cum. Maybe covering the shit in a layer of cum will keep it from stinking. Since CUM WINS.