yeah but does this really cancel out the need for toilet paper? What about the dingleberries that bead up when you spray the caked-on shit with water? I hate having a butthole. If I had 3 wishes i’d spend them on this: 1. i wish i didn’t have to poop. 2. I wish pooping and poop wasn’t a thing. 3. i wish it to be impossible for anyone who ever finds another wish-granting geenie to wish pooping back into existence.

Cum will WIN.