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Alice@hilariouschaos.comM to Shitty Ask Hilarious Chaos @hilariouschaos.comEnglish · 5 months ago

How do you fuck a robot?

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How do you fuck a robot?

Alice@hilariouschaos.comM to Shitty Ask Hilarious Chaos @hilariouschaos.comEnglish · 5 months ago
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  • NutinButNet@hilariouschaos.com
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    Step 1: find a hole Step 2: stick your dick in it and hope for the best

    • Alice@hilariouschaos.comOPM
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      Hell yea!

  • MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.com
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    deleted by creator

    • Alice@hilariouschaos.comOPM
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      Man I really wanted to fuck one

  • dragontamer@lemmy.world
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    I mean… the answer to this is just “VR sex suit.gif” as far as I know.

    Oh, how do I, specifically me?? Uhhhhh. No comment. You as in the royal you can use the VR sex suit though…

    • Alice@hilariouschaos.comOPM
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      Where do I get one

  • over_clox@lemmy.world
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    Spray it down and soak it in a mix of vinegar and salt, that should cause lots of corrosion and short circuits, and probably let the magic smoke out.

    Oh wait, I read the question wrong, I thought it said ‘How do you fuck a robot up?’

    • Alice@hilariouschaos.comOPM
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      So don’t use oil ?

      • over_clox@lemmy.world
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        Hey, when the robots take over the world, you’ll be thanking me for the advice. Keep a Super Soaker water gun or three around, vinegar and salt are cheap. It’ll probably work pretty well against most drones too…

        • Alice@hilariouschaos.comOPM
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          Excellent advice !

  • superweeniehutjrs@lemmy.world
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    A pallet wrapping robot? Carefully

    • Alice@hilariouschaos.comOPM
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      Points if it has tits

      • over_clox@lemmy.world
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        Pointy tits? I thought we were in Terminator, not Tomb Raider…

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          🤣

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