Icarus. The wings made of wax and stuff. He got too high so the gods slapped him.

Total metaphor of course. He was a shaman, took too much shrooms, had a legendarily bad trip.

She is the daughter of Bonk, so of course she is better than everyone of us for she bonks us when we were too horny.

Gale is that you?!

Hi Satan!

was this a Jack Handey