Icarus. The wings made of wax and stuff. He got too high so the gods slapped him.

Total metaphor of course. He was a shaman, took too much shrooms, had a legendarily bad trip.

That might break the statehood contract. Which would lead to repercussions. Which would lead to more repercussions…

As everybody involved well knows, of course.

Or infect you. Don’t forget your hand sanitizer and mask. And keep your distance. Literally everything is crawling with toxic germs.

What’s a “commercial break”? Arrrrrrr!

So get your fluoride some other way, like in the toothpaste. Everybody wins.