• Shoestrings
• Tots
• Wedges (but not the ones in this picture)
• Onion Rings (they’d be higher on the list but they’re not potatoes)
• Waffle
• Curly
• Zigzag (why do they always suck so much? In theory they should be great. Also why are they always sold at public swimming pools?)
• Sweet potato

Anything in the list gets to move up +1 when chicken salt is added if the other contenders don’t, except sweet potato or onion rings.