• TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
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          10 hours ago

          For there’s no man in town half as manly,

          Perfect, a bear so-far-gone,

          You can ask each of Tom, Dick and Stanley,

          And they’ll tell you whose top they pre-fer to be on

          • WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world
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            41 minutes ago

            Gaston has topped every willing villager behind the local tavern but i have zero problem believing he still intends to marry Belle and have 12 kids. He’s a hunting lodge bear but his sequel orientation is dominant. Doesn’t matter who.