You know… I’ve seen a lot of shit in my decades on the internet…

I was there for the tubgirl/goatse/blue waffle/lemon party College Humor invasions…

I’ve read the jolly rancher story, the coconut story, and others that would make some men vomit.

I’ve seen the Hulk getting railed by Slimer…

I was not expecting pregnant, barefoot Goofy looking like he belongs on a dakimakura today.

I only hope this doesn’t awaken anything in the guy from the FBI that monitors me… Sorry Steve… The poor guy’s been through a lot.