• Heikki2@lemmy.world
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    21 hours ago

    I’m sure there is a completely normal reason, like she wanted to make sure all the dogs were dead, too.

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      17 hours ago

      Gather round, my pilgrims. The mighty LORD came to her in a vision, and informed her that God sent the hurricane to destroy the wicked, like Sodom and Gomorrah. And so, the LORD ordered her to withhold rescue until God’s Punishment has fully swept through the land, purging evildoers wherever they hide from the LORD’s holy light. Only the faithful will be spared by the LORD. Hallelujah!

      Oh uh, and I’m joking with this comment. Sometimes my roleplay is too good for some folks.