Nuh-uh, bet you can’t.
Why sunbathe when you can smear Orange shit all over your face and ‘fool’ people into thinking you aren’t an undead ghoul- Donald Trump
I would prefer it if they start with Thiel and the shadow cabinet first, then work their way towards the least competent member of the Project 2025 cabal. Fear would become Trump’s shadow, and US officials would be more likely to handle Iranian affairs in good faith.
They would nuke (whoever they think is behind the assassinations) first. That’s why nobody will do a thing. They are crazy enough to do it.
Some part of me expects Trump to order Zohran to be nuked, if he is elected as mayor and resists federal misconduct.
They wouldn’t, the world has changed since the cold wars
lol, big talk. I’ll believe it when I see it.
Unrelated, my favorite TV show is the X-Files.
I wouldn’t even bat an eye. You do you, boo.
Bullshit, I don’t believe this man sunbathes.
That’s what makes it so easy. Just pull a Mossad but with bronzer shipments.
Why you think Trump wants everything made in the USA at all costs?
But his face is always so tan?
Betcha can’t!
This should be illegal. I think Iran has gone a step too far at this point. I don’t think there is a single person alive who would condone this.
No one, I repeat NO ONE, wants to imagine Trump sunbathing.
Now, you don’t have to:
Dude, my mouth was open and everything!
Had me in the first half, not gonna lie…
I know, right? How am I going to get that image out of my head? It’s almost enough to make me support censorship.
Having Aphantasia can be a blessing at times.
No worries. I don’t think he sunbathes in any capacity and any color he has is just sprayed locally from the ears out.
If Iranian hackers were so elite, they would have done something cool like erased student loan debt. Instead, they’re busy toppling Minecraft servers and trying to find anything they can use other than cell phones or pagers. Terribly un1337 of you, Ayatollah.
Exploding golf ball.
Please.
Well done it. Liberate the people
Why would you try to make people picture that? Forget nukes, Iran has Level-4 Cognitohazards
I think their chances while golfing are higher.
Yeah I don’t know why they think Trump would ever sunbathe. His orange hue doesn’t come naturally.
I think they’re referring to that as sunbathing.
And the poop stain is an easier target than his navel… duhh
Ha, sunbathing! That fucking dungeon troll doesn’t sunbathe, he sprays the tan directly on to his face.
Amateurs
It’s a rub-on cream. You can see the finger marks by his ears and temples sometimes.
Maybe that’s the threat, they’ve perfected targeted poisoning via spray tan mixture.
