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Cake day: August 2nd, 2023

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  • It’s dragon sickness. Seriously. In all of high fantasy, there is exactly one dragon that has more than $1,000,000,000, when the story or setting was created. His name is Smaug. That gigantic pile of good and treasure amounts to somewhere between $10,000,000,000 - $15,000,000,000. In every other story or game, all the dragons (except of maybe one single Red dragon) have less than $1,000,000,000 in gold. (Admittedly the price of gold isn’t helping here)

    RAW: all other types of dragons have less wealth than Red Ancient Wyrms. A Red Ancient Wyrm will have between 1,000,000 to 5,000,000 gold pieces worth of wealth. We’ll assume they are a Philistine, and all their wealth is in gold. That means that one single Red Wyrm per world might have somewhere around 500,000 oz of gold. Currently that much gold would be worth just over 2 billion dollars, but again that is the extreme statistical outlier of the literal greediest and most evil type of dragon.

    Edit: oh and the worst part? The billionaires don’t have an excuse. If the evil dragons don’t hoard and eat their wealth just before they die, Tiamat / Thakisis will kill their soul. They literally take it with them. Our billionaires have no such rules governing them, they’re just mentally ill.

    Edit 2: I’m aware that shadowrun exists. That’s not high fantasy.


  • Try out Vintage Story! Even if you don’t care for the default settings, you can pretty much customize every vanilla setting, and mod support is built in, so you can get kinda crazy with it. It looks like Minecraft, but that’s where the similarities end, or so I’m told. I never could get into Minecraft.

    I compare it to Terraria if it was 3D. There’s lore there, but you’ll only find it once you go looking.




  • When you call a dog, they come running all excited to know why one of their favorite humans wanted their attention.

    When you call a cat, you get a voicemail recorded yawn that translates to: “Please leave a message, and I will get back to you sometime on Tuesday after my second nap, maybe, if you forgot to fill my food bowl. Fucking dumbass deaf horrible hunting Thumb!”

    Edit: Yes, I am implying that cats have racial slurs for every species including their owners slaves, and are little psychopathic assholes about it.