• floo@retrolemmy.com
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    1 day ago

    When I need a 250 year legacy of ass-fucking, I go to the Navy. Often.

    Never, not once, have I ever been disappointed with the performance of a navy man. My tax paying dollars pay for that hard cock. And I won’t give it up for anything.

    I’ve been with plenty of soldiers and jar, heads and airmen too, but nothing compares to getting your ass destroyed by a fucking sailor. Mmmmm mmm mmm. They’re just the fucking best at it.

    Although, I will say, Marines are a close second