He continued, “Why would they want someone back who does so poorly, who’s not funny, and who puts the Network in jeopardy by playing 99% positive Democrat GARBAGE. He is yet another arm of the DNC and, to the best of my knowledge, that would be a major Illegal Campaign Contribution. I think we’re going to test ABC out on this. Let’s see how we do. Last time I went after them, they gave me $16 Million Dollars. This one sounds even more lucrative. A true bunch of losers! Let Jimmy Kimmel rot in his bad Ratings.”

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    to the best of my knowledge, that would be a major Illegal Campaign Contribution

    I dont think Donny would be my go to subject matter expert on campaign finance laws

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      And not that it matters in the world of hypocrisy, but fox news might as well be the Republican News Network…

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      Well, he is pretty experienced at violating campaign finance laws, so he may be more of a subject matter expert than you think, he’s just coming at it from the side of evil, not justice.