Party of personal responsibility everyone!

  • bjorney@lemmy.ca
    33·
    24 hours ago

    If the first lady wasn’t in great shape, she would’ve fallen. But she’s in great shape

    Wait till he finds out that most of the world has no issue with “broken escalators” AKA “stairs”

    • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.oneEnglish
      21·
      20 hours ago

      An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.

      • Mitch Hedberg
    • AxExRx@lemmy.world
      3·
      16 hours ago

      I was assuming he meant from inertia when it suddenly ground to a halt.

      I also assume that he fell flat on his face, since he would have otherwise bragged about himself being in great shape like he normally does