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nuke@sh.itjust.worksM to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 9 months ago

JUST EJECT FASTER

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JUST EJECT FASTER

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nuke@sh.itjust.worksM to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 9 months ago
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  • AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee
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    9 months ago

    Eject the helicopter not the seat. Duh.

  • rockSlayer@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    Hear me out:

    Seats that drop out of the bottom of the helicopter

    • JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works
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      9 months ago

      Some Russian helicopters do this

      • rockSlayer@lemmy.world
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        9 months ago

        How many of those are intentional?

    • zaphod@sopuli.xyz
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      9 months ago

      F-104 did it first!

      • SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee
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        9 months ago

        Did it work? Like are the test subjects still alive lol that sounds like rear decapitation city

        • zaphod@sopuli.xyz
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          9 months ago

          I think the main problem with down-firing ejector seats was that they require a minimum altitude to work.

          https://aviation.stackexchange.com/questions/1439/is-there-a-minimum-altitude-for-ejection-seats

          • SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee
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            9 months ago

            I’m gonna turn to YouTube to see what I can find. This is pretty cool. Cars should have ejector seats too.

            • swab148@lemm.ee
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              9 months ago

              They’d definitely have a minimum altitude to work

              • mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
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                9 months ago

                “And what’s the minimum altitude?”

                “Uh, one, I suppose.”

          • SuckMyWang@lemmy.world
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            9 months ago

            What about sideways?

            • zaphod@sopuli.xyz
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              9 months ago

              I think they did it in a fast and furious movie, I’m not sure if that’s up to NCD standards.

  • Ekky@sopuli.xyz
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    9 months ago

    Just detach the blades. You can always re-attach them when you’ve landed.

    • halvar@lemm.ee
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      9 months ago

      I doubt you’ll need to if you already had to eject.

    • nuke@sh.itjust.worksOPM
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      9 months ago

      Works as a secret weapon too.

      Oh you think I’ve been disarmed? *smirks* AMATEUR *violently ejects rotor blades in all directions*

      • Fosheze@lemmy.world
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        9 months ago

        I was just thinking the entire rotor assembly detaches and the helocopter falls away from it. But I think I like your idea better.

      • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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        • Kaliax@lemmy.world
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          9 months ago

          The angle of the top of his feet/boots remind me of the Ron DeSantis boot thing - where he’s actually using a platform type setup to gain height.

  • nullpotential@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    9 months ago

    Attach the ejector seat TO the helicopter blades so that they both eject and you get a cool propeller and can fly around and it can shoot lasers and stuff too.

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      9 months ago

      Just eject the damaged parts. Viola

  • TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works
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    So basing off another comment. Have the Ejection seat tied to the rotor and shaft (not in a way that the chair spins. Duh)

    Then (as long as rotor hasn’t disintegrated) you can eject the seat with the rotor, thus minimizing filet chances… Whilst also floating to the ground softly like those whirly paper helicopter things you played with as a kid

    Boom. Parachute free ejection seat

    • nuke@sh.itjust.worksOPM
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      9 months ago

      Hold up, let him cook

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