The robots have learned of quiet quitting

Australia actually has a fairly robust naval shipbuilding industry in Adelaide, and an established armoured vehicle industry in the east, building bushmasters and Hawkies.

A fair amount of drones and counter-drone systems too.

Swipe left to go left. Swipe right to go right. Pinch to accelerate. Say in a clear voice “Please begin braking” to decelerate.

This is Australia, so the patient would be out of pocket about $2.50 for parking at the hospital.

I bought a roborock Q Revo the other week, and it works great at vacuuming and mopping.

I changed its spoken language to Chinese though, to remind me who I’m living with.

I thought this was a funny gag, until I changed my router and wifi, and then had to update the robots wifi connection with all the voice prompts in chinese

But at least she has an iPad. Not many kids had those in the 1800s

Plastic shopping bag: lasts 1000 years stuck in a bush outside a Tesco without breaking down

Carefully engineered storage medium stored in ambient temperature indoors in a case:

Goose meme: Where do the original files come from? Where do the pirates get the files in the first place?!

The average modern website steals more personal data than this from you when you visit

Is the nice lady still inside?

“Yes hello I am your security detail, don’t worry I brought exactly enough bullets.”

Why the fuck isn’t it called Raspberry Jam?!

The documentary film “Zootopia”

Did it hurt? When you fell from the sky in a broken V-22 Osprey?

I understand several of those words.

And some gigajoule-scale railguns, for… Humanitarian reasons.

Put some ear defenders on him. Put Xanax in his feed.

Eat, sleep, bang, repeat

That’s a pretty woke thing to say.

2026 all the games are playable as the Nazis.