• minnow@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    I expect the White House to add “wearing a chicken suit” to their list of signs that somebody is a terrorist any moment now.

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      1 day ago

      Signs you might be antifa:

      • wearing a costume of any kind
      • feeling like a chicken today, or tomorrow
      • disliking Trump or his government
      • feeling that rules and rights should apply to everyone
      • chrispy gnome said so
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      2 days ago

      I mean, she loves murdering animals so much, maybe her instincts might have kicked in, and to protect the homeland or whatever (assuming she wasn’t strapped with some cosplay gunz), she would have had to choke that chicken herself…

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