• fubarx@lemmy.world
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    6 days ago

    Answer: When you don’t want your finely coiffed hair messed up during an alien shootout.

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      5 days ago

      Actually it’s for keeping one’s favorite small pet, to help keep one grounded during tense moments.

      Or a brain parasite. There’s always that possibility.