Agressive takeover. You come to a farm with a suitcase full of cash and threaten the farmer’s kids and wife.
You force him to take the money and when you leave, make sure to point a finger at him and say “I’ll be back next year to buy another share. I own you now!”
“Those are some nice vegetables you got there. Truly would be a shame if someone snuck onto your field every night and took a perfect cartoon bite out of every single one…”
Agressive takeover. You come to a farm with a suitcase full of cash and threaten the farmer’s kids and wife. You force him to take the money and when you leave, make sure to point a finger at him and say “I’ll be back next year to buy another share. I own you now!”
“Those are some nice vegetables you got there. Truly would be a shame if someone snuck onto your field every night and took a perfect cartoon bite out of every single one…”