They appear to be assholes, but are actually soft and supportive?
Everything reminds me of her.
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Is that soft serve being placed in the cavity of a roast chicken?
I am incredibly erect right now from the sight and the thoughts.
Selecting the soft serve carcass over the pumpkussy boggles my mind.
Is that soft serve being placed in the cavity of a roast chicken?
I legit thought the same thing and I can’t imagine anything else. What goes into a chicken cavity that looks like that? Only other thing I can think of is (Crelm) toothpaste.
I’ve seen similar sour cream dispensers but that raises more questions.
I live kinda near that top left pic I think. Might be more than 1 but we have those exact things near Stockton California
Needs a very small round, brown pillow for effect…
Everything reminds me of her!
I’ve interacted with a few this week, and not in the way that I like.
Donald Trump’s mouth?
We have a winner!
The rest, yes thanks for showing up but you can leave now!
JD Vance is knocking on your door
No more lollipops!
All ass, no ⛳️
I can’t decide whether that’s incredibly unfortunate design or not. Depends on the kind of household one is running, I guess.
Anyone else see Shai-Hulud?
I need to get me one of these couch sphincters.
soft and useless
