This one time I took my them SO, now spouse, to dairy queen. While we’re waiting in the drive through we’re playfully arguing about her looks because she doesn’t see it but to me she’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen. She hits me with the, “that’s just your opinion, no one else thinks so.” Moments later, the gal hands us our icecream and my spouse asks her for extra napkins to which the gal replies, “anything for you, gorgeous.” WITH THE MOST SENSUAL LESBIAN DELIVERY I’VE EVER HEARD!

Been two years and a marriage since then and I still remind her of that night when she’s feeling down on herself. Thank you Dairy Queen lesbian, you’re a cornerstone to our marital banter.

“sir there’s a timer on how fast you get through the drive though, my manager check these numbers daily please move along”

That reminds me of those stories from Japan where you can rent somebody to be your friend for an afternoon.

It’s diary Queen part of the joke or a typo

Hmmm