• Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world
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    3 hours ago

    This one time I took my them SO, now spouse, to dairy queen. While we’re waiting in the drive through we’re playfully arguing about her looks because she doesn’t see it but to me she’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen. She hits me with the, “that’s just your opinion, no one else thinks so.” Moments later, the gal hands us our icecream and my spouse asks her for extra napkins to which the gal replies, “anything for you, gorgeous.” WITH THE MOST SENSUAL LESBIAN DELIVERY I’VE EVER HEARD!

    Been two years and a marriage since then and I still remind her of that night when she’s feeling down on herself. Thank you Dairy Queen lesbian, you’re a cornerstone to our marital banter.