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    There’s only so many spots on a human body that you can stab. Some of them had to take sloppy seconds.

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      Funny enough, the physician who examined Caesar’s corpse was of the opinion that only one of the stab wounds was dire enough to be fatal, had Caesar gotten prompt treatment.

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        Men will literally die of one teeny tiny stab wound instead of go to therapy a doctor.

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          Look, it’s not that we don’t want to see a doctor, we are just looking for ways to optimize the experience. So if we wait long enough we know the doctor will eventually come to see us.

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            Well, as we just learnt, a doctor did indeed eventually come and see Caesar, I’ll give you that.

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      The symbolism of 60 senators and 60 stab wounds. But, in practicality, by #23, a full freakout was probably going on, so #24 was probably like “Oh, hey, can I just get in here real quick and just… ok, fine! Never mind.”