I have to scowl or frown for my phone to recognize my face. Apparently I look too different when I’m smiling/happy. 🤷‍♂️

Interestingly, no one has any tiles after that one word.

Isn’t your house taking away places animals could live?

That’s a bad faith argument. People need a place to live. No one needs a loud exhaust.

Another example of Lemmy moaning about every thing all the damn time.

Get out of here with your victim-blaming straw man bullshit.

Good for you.

Who gives a shit about all the people and animals around you that don’t get a moment’s peace because you “lIkE ThE WaY a V8 sOuNdS.”

That’s all that matters, right?

According to The Fast and the Furious, it happens. ALL. THE. TIME.

~Surely movies don’t lie.~

Just make sure you dispose of the body in the smallest, thinnest container possible.

It really should’ve said “I killed women, and children too”.

Let’s eat, grandma.

…Bitch.

Agree to disagree.

Where I’m from, we call it Halloween. Best day of the year!

Pretty sure it’s “AAAHH!”

Stupid education and accessible healthcare! Ruining it for everyone. _/s

Even a one-in-a-million chance is a chance.

By the look on her face, I’d say curtains fall under safety — his safety.

This certainly would make things easier.

To be fair, the comic stated the guy was the last person alive born in the 1900s, and grew up in the 90s. Those are two very important details where words matter. In my mind this infers he was born before the 90s and spent his childhood in the 90s. And knowing kids from the 1900s it’s not too far fetched to imagine most died at a young age (I’m very surprised I’m still alive and it’s only 2025). 🤣

Also, the year stated in the comic is 2118, so the guy is already older than 118 years. If that’s possible, then it’s also possible he was born in the 80s, or late 70s.

~God I really hope I don’t live that long.~

I literally love and hate this comment.

They also probably have a personal account that they can use as a discretionary fund for whatever they individually want to do.

The buttons I am referring to are on the sides of the phone and are physical buttons.