Here you go!

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It’s called anxiety. A lot of people have it; even us Orwellian Americans. 🙄

That is literally funny. And I’m not talking about Rob Lowe Literally.

If you are like me and not sure what “post-quantum SSH security” means, you should read this. TL;DR it’s an algorithm believed to be unbreakable by quantum computers.

Honestly, it’s a very nuanced topic that has no clear delineation of right and wrong. There are some things the Dems will champion, while other things they will abdicate. It’s confusing as fuck to be honest; not to mention mentally exhausting. But at the end of the day, they’re still far better than their conservative counterparts (sometimes barely).

While true to a small degree, it is very obvious how lopsided one side is in comparison to the other. But I wholeheartedly agree that us citizens are the ones left in the lurch and usually fighting with each other (class warfare).

Michael Vick better start sweating.

At first I thought you were referring to the Mayor. After reading the article, and re-reading your comment, I now get you were talking about Kirk. Suffice it to say, I was confused. 😅

Another primo example of American exceptionalism someone speaking from their personal experiences.

Thank you for educating me about how other places in the world work. But I will not let you shame me for not magically knowing everything about how other cultures work.

So if working from home. Isolation sucks.

I can’t think of everything! 😂

In case you in fact do not know how to write a resignation letter, let me help demonstrate using a standard way, and a fancy way:

standard

I quit.

fancy

Dear <Manager Name>,

I quit.

Sincerely,

<Your Name>

~It should be noted that <Manager Name> and <Your Name> are placeholders that you would replace with the name of your manager and the name they put on your paycheck under “Pay to the order of” field, respectively.~

That’s a pretty cheesy pun you made there.

I’ve been told yes, but I’ve also been lied to about that sort of thing. So your guess is as good as mine.

I just made “Father of the Year” by enforcing a time limit on my 12 yo playing with his friends on the computer, so his younger brother could play, and now he’s in his room in tears. Yeah, adulting sucks sometimes.

arsehole

Nah. I don’t give a shit about anything else you do or have done, you being a good dad to your kid negates all that shit.

My favorite quote:

Everything we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.

Edgar Allen Poe

At first, not likely. But if you take the time and spend the effort to genuinely get to know your partner (on that intimate level), then yes you can learn their tells. It also takes a lot of open and honest communication, which means sometimes you or they may hear things that are not flattering. But that should be okay and encouraged, because as with anything else in life, it’s through failure that you learn and grow and get better.

The enemy of my enemy and all that shit.

I figured you’d just save it for another later meme. But you do you.