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themachinestops@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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F*** You! Co-Creator of Go Language is Rightly Furious Over This Appreciation Email

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F*** You! Co-Creator of Go Language is Rightly Furious Over This Appreciation Email

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themachinestops@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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And I understand why he got annoyed and angry.

https://bsky.app/profile/robpike.io/post/3matwg6w3ic2s

  • Ⓜ3️⃣3️⃣ 🌌@lemmy.zip
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    Let’s try this instead

    package main
    
    import "actions"
    import "entities"
    
    func main() {
        actions.Fuck(entities.You)
    }
    
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      So much bloat. So many boilerplates. Just

      package main
      fuck you() {}

      is enough.

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        Could you please file a PR ? 🤣

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        This gotta be ragebait, everyone know that a language isn’t bad or good only for a single thing, hell there is no bad language, the reason why “python is better” is because you use it to make kids learn how to program, this is a good use, every other use is just…not good since it’s slow as hell and the indented syntax make it hell to write with but i’il gave you that python > go for making kids learn.

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          There’s no bad language you say? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brainfuck

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            Don’t you fucking dare speak badly of my beloved Brainfuck

            In fact, take this fully functional Fibonacci sequence generator I did some time ago, so you can repent from your blasphemy by looking at its beauty.

            ;>;>;<<[->>[->+>+<<]>>[<<+>>-]<<<[>>+<<-]>[<+>-]>[<+>-]<:<<]
            
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              Damn someone made Ogham script into a coding lang?

              image

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                The fuck I’m looking at here?

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                  Ogham Script, an old Irish alphabet

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              Looks like a bad LLM’s try at drawing ASCII fish.

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            That isn’t a bad language. It’s pretty simple and it serves a cool purpose, which is to convey the power of a Turing machine. Now this is a bad programming language.

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              Malbolge is great for replying to anyone who claims that since programming languages are Turing-complete, any one of them is fit for the job.

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                You can transpile from C to Malbolge and then run it (this will probably take forever for most of C programs). I thought it can be used for obfuscation, and sure enough Wiki already states that:

                Hisashi Iizawa et al. also proposed a guide for programming in Malbolge for the purpose of obfuscation for software protection

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          JS?

          runs for cover

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        I love Python because it’s actually the second best language to do anything. For concurrency, Go is better. Also, you are terribly naive to judge a language only by its syntax.

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