• Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works
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      11 hours ago

      Suddenly a lot of ads recommending that you visit a hospital for a “general” checkup and make-a-wish foundation ads.

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        10 hours ago

        For more than a normal consistency of poop and increased frequency… you may also be reported to your employer’s Health Office. Be very careful if you order Taco Bell. Stock up on immodium.

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        10 hours ago

        Make a wish is a charity. I think you mean hospice service which exist to siphon off the last of your wealth as quickly as possible before you bite the bullet.