• ultranaut@lemmy.world
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    10 hours ago

    When I first saw this headline I thought it meant he was going to make them compete in the Olympics.

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      4 hours ago

      You still technically win if you shoot all the other competitors before they reach the finish line, right?

    • Zombiepirate@lemmy.world
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      9 hours ago

      Only if they change the triathlon to:

      1. Dodging accountability
      2. Sitting in a rental truck and eating 4 Taco Bell chalupas
      3. Pistols at 6 inches while their friends hold the target