The internet was in uproar Friday after several newly released documents in the Jeffrey Epstein files were pulled from the Department of Justice website, including one document that included an FBI tip from a woman who claimed her friend was forced as a young teenager to perform a sex act on Preside...
“No way. I’m sure the whole thing was just some typo. We apologize for that boo boo. Kinda uh oh’d that one didn’t we? Someone took casual Friday a little too far down at the cover up office. I bet they were Seahawks fans wearing jeans while observing casual Friday. Look here people, just b/c U can dress down, it doesn’t mean that you have to. Please have some self respect and be miserable with the rest of us.” -Some random Goddamn Evangelical Tech Bro Dept. Mgr that is about to be laid off based upon his virtuosity in incompetence. (I’m a total cis male or whatever they call a mostly straight fella so not a gender shaming thing. Please substitute another gender if the situation seems more personally applicable.) I don’t honestly mind presenting a wider scope to be more inclusive. Probably sounding performative huh? I’m just gonna stfu & bid adieu. G’night ya’ll.