In addition, board members will be investigated by FBI director Kash Patel for possible ties to the Chinese government.

Evidence of such ties may include a board member’s abnormal frequenting of Chinese restaurants, an unusual preoccupation with karaoke singing, or large amounts of made-in-China toys and appliances discovered through FBI search-and-seizure operations of board members’ homes.

“We will evaluate the evidence,” said Patel, “and never rush to judgment unless examples must be made.”

WTF, this is a direct threat to any board member. Everybody has “made in china” things at home.