You can tell that’s not a real border patrol agent because he’s showing his face.
Snicker. Posts in Reddit by ice scum saying they are not getting paid. No shit you brain dead worms. Poopy pants president never ever pays his bills. You have been duped and I relish in every second of it.
and that wierd 50k bonus, they dont expect to pay that out either, they will know the next generation might remove that bonus anyways.
I’m embarrassed to admit this, but I was probably a part of a small group of older Gen-Z’ers whose primary source of pornography consumption was Reddit. (Embarrassed of using Reddit, not the pornography)
It was quick, easy to use and hide from everyone. From my mid teens to mid 20s, that was all I knew. I’ve found alternatives now, but they’re not quite the same. Hell, not even Reddit is the same. Glad I ditched it.
I just want a fast way to find the shit I like, jerk off, clean up and go on with my life.
its a primary site for OF peddling and its seems any non-ph site has OF material on it. people were discussing on reddit how porn is where they watch all the time. gay/straight.
There ain’t much content on Lemmy vs reddit imo
Have you tried switching your feed to sort by active?
Reddit is where I go if I can’t find a community on lemmy
I’ve swapped back and forth between Reddit and Lemmy for probably a year/year and a half, a month ago I just finally made the full switch. Biggest thing that held me back was the lack of constant content but I’ve just decided to accept it, spent too much time in Reddit anyways.
most of us are shadowbanned, so i can only browse there, one can make an attempt at making an account but it would be have to be not on the same device or ip your using though, but i havnt done that.
Agreed. I still browse old to see what the mainstream narratives are, but I will never log into an account ever again.
Let’s not be delulu. Reddit has more information, bigger user base and way more activity. Lemmy is not as big and relevant yet.
And if people are going constantly back to the red outhouse this will never change.
Unfortunately, humanity often doesn’t do or know what is best for it.
I honestly don’t know. But I look for videos and pictures to archive on the Fediverse and saw someone complaining about this ad they saw.
There are memes and communities I am still waiting for them to move here ;_;
Ok yeah but how is this fediverse news?
It’s not. It’s off topic and should be deleted
Edit: can we please stop upvoting everything that insults Reddit? If you are defined by hating your ex, you need a new personality.
Theres a reddit community for that. Litterally [email protected]
We’re already at the point where people upvote anything regardless of where it’s posted. Good luck asking the general population to watch for specific subjects.
There’s a lot of things to hate in the world – it’s the mark of wanting to make it better. If you are defined by thinking that hating Reddit is significant, you need a hobby.
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Wait-- their slogan is “go beyond?” That’s so parodic I can’t believe it’s true…
… WHAT.
NOPE, IT’S TRUE.
How is this government so completely and entirely inept?
They could have gone with a more contemplative “Look inward”.
That’s a good one. I was thinking, stop trying to make it seem like you’re helping agents improve, and just go with something like “HOLD THE LINE.”
I mean, it’s an odious slogan for an odious government org, but at least it’s better than suggesting the opposite of their stated mission.
the only things going inward is food for these vanilla ISIS.
fucking reddit
Fuck reddit and fuck ice
And fuck the US
Like all of it?! At once!?
I doubt you have what it would take to satisfy.
As a staff, record label and as a motherfuckin’ crew.
Brother they’ve been doing that for months
I thought Hulk Hogan was dead…
im guessing getting cooked in a tanning salon and being hot dog skin dint preserve him.
whatcha gonna do
when lemmymania runs wild
on you?
Imagine thinking this government would pay you lol
“The government” is (or at least was, not anymore) very stable and reliable, even though you can’t get as much as you could in the private sector. However Trump and this regime are notorious for cheating their workers. I just wanted to make that distinction.
“US Border Patrol”
Tagline: Go Beyond.
…um no? You’re not supposed to be going beyond the border. That’s like the whole point of the thing…
America is becoming its own thing and Americans are being rounded up like cattle. Meh. It’s only gonna get worse and I feel bad for every non-imperialist American. The rest just get what they’ve always supported, they get to live their values!
Ok…hear me out. We all join ICE, but then we BARELY do our jobs. And we agree to do whatever they say. Then we don’t do it. We clog up the system from the inside with insubordination. But we do it in a way that makes them think we’re trying to follow orders, and are just really really stupid.
“Ok Johnson, shoot the brown guy!”
shoots 15 feet above the brown guy into a brick wall behind him
“YEAH!!! I DID IT!!!”
“NO YOU DIDN’T!!! HE’S GETTING AWAY!!!”
“DON’T YELL AT ME MISTER MAN!!! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM??? I’M ICE!!!”
“We’re all ICE…and he got away!”
“Is that good?”
“NO THAT’S NOT GOOD!!!”
“Did he win the race?”
“What race???”
“Uhhhhh…Formula 1?”
“What?”
“Vroom vroom!!!”
“What is wrong with you???”
“My father used to punish me severely.”
We just gotta act like idiots who mean well in their racist system, but keep screwing up.
But here’s the main thing…we DON’T kill people. Even if they fire us in 2 weeks, we will have clogged up their little system, drained their budget, and made the whole thing a mess.
Only 30k now? The morons who joined earlier got 50k which I suppose makes them less moronic than the morons joining for 30k.
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