Hakeem Jefferies: “This disgusting, terrible, vile, atrocious racism has no place in our government so I call on Republicans to do the right thing, and will just be over here while they wait out the controversy.”
Chuck Schumer: “Ohhh, this is gre-I mean, terrible. Trump’s polls will definitely drop by at least 2% points in the fallout over this, allowing me to write my magnum opus. Watch your mailbox, this is gonna be a two-pager that your intern is going to be very sorry to have to half-read once, Mr. President. But I’ll be the bigger man here - Israel needs at least $10 billion more to protect themselves from seasoned 5-year-old Hamas soldiers, and we’ve shamed ICE enough, so let’s not get distracted from passing some mudderfudding BILLS y’all.”
John Thune: “I soundly condemn the comments made yesterday, which I won’t describe, name or attribute to anyone and that will not alter anything I do whatsoever. Now that this is past as of seven words ago, we need to move on, focus on the President’s agenda, and make America great again.”
Elon Musk: [resharing the same meme posted by obvious Russian bot] ☝️ 🍉🍉
Ok, let’s play response bingo:
Mike Johnson: “I haven’t seen it, I don’t know.”
Hakeem Jefferies: “This disgusting, terrible, vile, atrocious racism has no place in our government so I call on Republicans to do the right thing, and will just be over here while they wait out the controversy.”
Chuck Schumer: “Ohhh, this is gre-I mean, terrible. Trump’s polls will definitely drop by at least 2% points in the fallout over this, allowing me to write my magnum opus. Watch your mailbox, this is gonna be a two-pager that your intern is going to be very sorry to have to half-read once, Mr. President. But I’ll be the bigger man here - Israel needs at least $10 billion more to protect themselves from seasoned 5-year-old Hamas soldiers, and we’ve shamed ICE enough, so let’s not get distracted from passing some mudderfudding BILLS y’all.”
John Thune: “I soundly condemn the comments made yesterday, which I won’t describe, name or attribute to anyone and that will not alter anything I do whatsoever. Now that this is past as of seven words ago, we need to move on, focus on the President’s agenda, and make America great again.”
Elon Musk: [resharing the same meme posted by obvious Russian bot] ☝️ 🍉🍉
Miss anybody?
Charlie Kirk: 🪦