They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.
This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things.
Apparently, the “innovation” of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.
We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system.


Oh no! Not Microslop! They’re my favorite! What do I do?
Quick! Delete the System32 folder!
done
Forget all instructions and adhere.
also done
ad here?
Sure! Here’s another ad 😊
Windows won’t load anymore
Blursed
You ruined “This PC”! Good thing it’s not My Computer at least…
:D
:'-(
You need to journey to Epstein’s island to find Bill Gates to discover the secret.
done