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𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Shits Expensive

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Shits Expensive

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𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    1 year ago

    If I open my door Thursday night and go to put candy in someone’s bag and see a toothbrush, I’m giving them a second handful of candy.

    • 𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍🔻𝕯𝖃 (he/him)@lemmy.world
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      I’m in a predicament.

      One the one hand, you’re doing God’s work.

      On the other hand, I’m an anti-theist, so the previous sentence means shit.

      What do?

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        I want to offer you a new superpower.

        When I say, “bless you,” when someone sneezes, if someone asks me, “You aren’t religious! Who are you asking to bless me?” I answer;

        “No one. I’m the one blessing you.”

        So I guess, this time, you could say, “You’re doing a good thing.”

        • 𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍🔻𝕯𝖃 (he/him)@lemmy.world
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          I like it.

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