Source: https://mastodon.social/@warandpeas/116107857526366195

Alt-Text: War and Peas Comic

Panel 1: A narrator’s voice begins, “The Sun has risen. Its golden orb quietly—” The Sun, depicted with a grumpy face, interrupts with, “EXCUSE ME, I do not ‘rise.’”

Panel 2: The Sun, now with an angry expression, shouts, “You all revolve around me!”

Panel 3: The Sun continues, “Without me, you idiots would all be DEAD!” The background remains a clear blue sky with mountains in the distance and people looking at the sun.

Panel 4: The narrator’s voice resumes, “The Sun, a narcissistic asshole, has risen.” The Sun glares down at the tiny people below shooting sunrays. The people flee.

  • qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website
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    50 minutes ago

    Sorta, but the sunrise/set are due predominantly to the rotation of the earth about its axis, not the revolution about the sun.