“People always tell me that water is great for you. Water’s great. Water’s great. Which is why I want to do even better than water. Hydrogen sulfide is even better than water, you know. They call water H2O. Well, they call this H2S. And H2S is better for you because it has more protons in it. The sulfur has more protons. And protons are basically hydrogen, and hydrogen is good for you, otherwise water wouldn’t be good for you. So everyone should try some hydrogen sulfide, also known as Trump Water. It’s real good for you. It is.”
“People always tell me that water is great for you. Water’s great. Water’s great. Which is why I want to do even better than water. Hydrogen sulfide is even better than water, you know. They call water H2O. Well, they call this H2S. And H2S is better for you because it has more protons in it. The sulfur has more protons. And protons are basically hydrogen, and hydrogen is good for you, otherwise water wouldn’t be good for you. So everyone should try some hydrogen sulfide, also known as Trump Water. It’s real good for you. It is.”
Is that a real quote? Seriously asking.
No. But it sounds like something he’d say, doesn’t it?
It really does, but it sounds too intelligent is the give away, this guy isn’t going to remember new words like that either. I guess that’s the tell.