By then Gen X will have replaced them, and going on about reminiscing about how mix CDs burned from MP3s downloaded from AOL sounded better than the vinyl and TikToks the kids are listening to will be the “we drank from the hose was our curfew” of the time

Maybe he can set his best engineers on building one

Bet it’s the Moonies. They’re cashed up and all over right-wing politics across the world.

The Icelanders can beat that; a traditional Icelandic lullaby translates as “sleep, you black-eyed pig, and fall into a deep pit full of ghosts”

Half of them are coded sedition against the king at the time.

What’s the difference between amphetamine and methamphetamine, in terms of street drugs and their effects?

There should be diesel generators and/or UPSes which are pig-shaped, at least in Schuko-plug land.

As foretold in the Book of Armaments

EU brandishes a wet lettuce leaf in warning

Danes, or as they’re called in America, Lego Germans.

I wonder whether his descendants are still in the upper strata of the aristocracy, managing an ancient pot of money from a yacht in Monaco or a small, high-ceilinged office in Geneva, the logo of their private bank paying tribute to their fortune’s history with a well-hidden fart joke.

Freddie the Lobster says “Just Wait 'Til I Get These Fucking Rubber Bands Off”. Same energy.

Here comes the Habsburg Singularity

America gets one step closer to a service aristocracy.

IIRC, the short Napoleon was his grandnephew, Napoleon III.

There’ll be a Netanyahu Square in Tehran, named after the Reaganesque hero who brought down the Evil Empire.

Also, any day now, Americans will be buying Iraqi-made cars, as their grandparents did German and Japanese cars.

IIRC, in some countries, Mother’s Day is a notable 9 months after Father’s Day.

They’ll change their tune when Trump pardons the killer. (And you know he will.)

With free Russian malware preinstalled

Paul Verhoeven’s Idiocracy